2 Weeks BZAD (Gallion, Ohio):

Georgette:  "Alright, um...  Call and raise you a Kit-Kat."

Alex:  "Call."

Cal:  "Call and raise a snickers."

Jana:  "Read 'em and weep!  Royal flush bitches!"

SFX: Collective groan.

Jake:  "Woah."

Alex:  "Huh?  What do you see Jake?"

Jake:  "Someone just jumped out their window into the snow."

Cal:  "Gimme room to see."

Jana:  "Did they not have a balcony like you guys?"

Jake:  "No, there's a balcony on each floor...  And they jumped out the fourth floor."

Georgette:  "What?  Are they okay?"

Alex:  "From that height?  If not for the snow they'd be a pancake."

Cal:  "Here, Jana, see for yourself?"

Jana:  "Shit, that's pretty ballsy or stupid...  Hey!  I see them moving!"

Georgette:  "Should we go out and help them?"

Alex:  "Someone that crazy?"

Jana:  "What the hell is...  Fuck!  What's that pouring out of the building?"

Jake:  "Huh?  What're you-Oh damn.  It's like...  A sea of something moving."

Georgette:  "Here!  Use my cell's zoom."

Jana:  "Thanks.  Looks like the dude is trying to limp away and the mass is...  Fucking shit!  there've got to be a few hundred rats out there!"

Alex:  "Rats?!"

Cal:  "What the fuck are they doing out in the snow like that?"

Jake:  "Looking for food I guess."

Georgette:  "They normally just burrow and try to eat bugs, even with this much-"

Jana:  "Guys!  They're swarming him!"

Jake:  "Guess they found their food..."

SFX:  Distant scream.

Georgette:  "I...  I think I'm going to hurl."

Cal:  "They're spreading out...  Disappearing in the snow."

Jana:  "Uh...  How secure exactly are the lower levels right now?"

Alex and Jake:  "Fuck me..."