Sunday, April 6, 2014

1 Week, 4 Days BZAD (Gallion, Ohio):

Ron: "Sing another song with me Jana."

Jana:  "No Ron, I'm tired of singing, everyone's tired of singing right now."

Cal:  "Yeah, please, I know you like it and shit, but my ears still hurt from the last time you joined the chorus instead of humming along."

Jake:  "Cal...  Just..."

Ron:  "Ooooh!  You...  You said a bad word.  Francine!  Cal said a bad word!"

Francine:  "I heard Ron, I'm sure he's sorry, why don't we go sing in the bathroom, hmm?  You like how it echos, right?"

Cal:  "What?  Just because he-"

Alex:  "He doesn't know any better man.  But you and Jana are right, it gets stale after a while."

Georgette:  "This would be so much easier with the power on..."

Jana:  "You've said it a hundred times, but we've just got the sunlight and candles.  Since it's just windy and not snowing today, better save the candles."

Ron (Distant):  "You-You ain't never caught a rabbit!"

Francine (Distant):  "Shh shhh...  That's right Ron.  What's the next line?"

Georgette:  "I know, I know...  Still, I could find information with the internet to verify what I'm looking at...  These were the best sketches you could do Cal?"

Cal:  "Yeah, you got a problem with them?  Something to say?"

Alex:  "Dude, settle down, seriously, she's trying to figure out how we can deal with the damn rats."

Cal:  "Right.  Because a pre-med student is going to know what to do to make the psycho rats chill the fuck out."

Jake:  "Uncalled for."

Jana:  "Cal you little piece of-"

Georgette:  "All of you shut up!  I can defend myself.  Cal, I'm no artist, but I can't tell if this is a scar or part of the discoloration Jana mentioned.  Since I lost my glasses getting back up from the ground floor I can't take a look myself.  That's why I asked you to use the binoculars and draw what you saw."

Cal:  "Oh.  They keep moving around too much for me to be able to tell for sure.  I think it's a scar, but there's no way I'm getting closer to find out.  Don't think anyone else is going to either any time soon."

Ron:  "When they said, you was high-Ahhhh!"

Francine:  "Oh my lord!"

Jake:  "What the hell?"

Ron:  "Mean mouse!  Mean mouse!"

Alex:  "The fuck?!"

Jana:  "Holy crap, it's squeezing out the drainpipe!"

Cal:  "Out of the way!"

Jake:  "Francine, get Ron out of the way, it's almost out of the-"

SFX:  WHAM!  WHAM!  SQLUIK!

Cal:  "Hfff...  You white boys got any rubber gloves in here?  We probably  need to seal that off now, but once it's pulled out, Georgette, I think you've got your specimen.  ...  Georgette?"

Jana:  "Oof!  Careful there Georgie.  A little help?  For such a scrawny girl she's heavy as fuck."

Alex:  "What?  Again?!  How the hell is she planning on being a doctor if she faints at the sight of blood?"

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