Ron: "Sing another song with me Jana."
Jana: "No Ron, I'm tired of singing, everyone's tired of singing right now."
Cal: "Yeah, please, I know you like it and shit, but my ears still hurt from the last time you joined the chorus instead of humming along."
Jake: "Cal... Just..."
Ron: "Ooooh! You... You said a bad word. Francine! Cal said a bad word!"
Francine: "I heard Ron, I'm sure he's sorry, why don't we go sing in the bathroom, hmm? You like how it echos, right?"
Cal: "What? Just because he-"
Alex: "He doesn't know any better man. But you and Jana are right, it gets stale after a while."
Georgette: "This would be so much easier with the power on..."
Jana: "You've said it a hundred times, but we've just got the sunlight and candles. Since it's just windy and not snowing today, better save the candles."
Ron (Distant): "You-You ain't never caught a rabbit!"
Francine (Distant): "Shh shhh... That's right Ron. What's the next line?"
Georgette: "I know, I know... Still, I could find information with the internet to verify what I'm looking at... These were the best sketches you could do Cal?"
Cal: "Yeah, you got a problem with them? Something to say?"
Alex: "Dude, settle down, seriously, she's trying to figure out how we can deal with the damn rats."
Cal: "Right. Because a pre-med student is going to know what to do to make the psycho rats chill the fuck out."
Jake: "Uncalled for."
Jana: "Cal you little piece of-"
Georgette: "All of you shut up! I can defend myself. Cal, I'm no artist, but I can't tell if this is a scar or part of the discoloration Jana mentioned. Since I lost my glasses getting back up from the ground floor I can't take a look myself. That's why I asked you to use the binoculars and draw what you saw."
Cal: "Oh. They keep moving around too much for me to be able to tell for sure. I think it's a scar, but there's no way I'm getting closer to find out. Don't think anyone else is going to either any time soon."
Ron: "When they said, you was high-Ahhhh!"
Francine: "Oh my lord!"
Jake: "What the hell?"
Ron: "Mean mouse! Mean mouse!"
Alex: "The fuck?!"
Jana: "Holy crap, it's squeezing out the drainpipe!"
Cal: "Out of the way!"
Jake: "Francine, get Ron out of the way, it's almost out of the-"
SFX: WHAM! WHAM! SQLUIK!
Cal: "Hfff... You white boys got any rubber gloves in here? We probably need to seal that off now, but once it's pulled out, Georgette, I think you've got your specimen. ... Georgette?"
Jana: "Oof! Careful there Georgie. A little help? For such a scrawny girl she's heavy as fuck."
Alex: "What? Again?! How the hell is she planning on being a doctor if she faints at the sight of blood?"
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