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Radio: Voice: "-Thank you for that weather update Marcy! Now, I don't know about you Phil, but all that food scare made my wife spending twice as much getting local produce and stocking up with canned soup and the like."
Radio: Phil: "Yeah, my mother escaped her nursing home and called me on a payphone, telling me to get the bomb shelter under the barn. We sold that property almost thirteen years ago now, and she was there too, Mike."
Radio: Mike: "A shame about her memory. Well, speaking of memory, recent studies from Kent State University have found a way to implant a genetic marker from one species of ant into another, coating it with pheromones from the second colony. This allowed the ant, get this, twice the size of the other ants in the colony-"
Radio: Phil: "Whhhhaaaaat?"
Radio: Mike: "-to blend in and aid in not only expanding the colony tunnels but also defending the colony from other insects, including, are you ready? Defending the colony from the colony it was extracted from while still an egg."
Radio: Phil: "That is just some Twilight Zone stuff there."
Radio: Mike: "Couldn't agree with you more Phil."
Radio: Phil: "Well, if you're looking for weird, scientists across the globe are still puzzling over the migratory change of over three hundred species of birds that had stuck around through winter, but suddenly have started flying toward the equator where ornithologists have found great flocks fighting over territory with one another and even attacking the scientists that got too close."
Radio: Mike: "Somebody pull Alfred Hitchcock out of his coffin and get him to make a sequel."
Radio: Phil: "Speaking of birds, this has been WFXN 's Morning News with Mike and Phil, let's get Garth on deck, bringing you Songbird by Oasis!"
Radio: Music: "Talking to the songbird yesterday, Flew me to a place not far away, She's-"
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