BBC News: "-polar vortex has driven down freezing winds through much of the northern hemisphere, surprising analysts in Wales who had been expecting a thaw earlier this week. Unfortunately for us, it doesn't seem to be slowing down any time soon. Meanwhile, natives of Peru have been urged to lay lines of salt along their windows, doorways and edge of walls as ant invasion has crippled food supplies and-"
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FOX News: "-MTA has shut down all traffic after more corpses were found, making many commuters question if a serial killer is at work. The MTA and NYPD declined comment, but are denying access to the bodies, citing the nature of the ongoing investigation as needing-"
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Alex: "Okay, okay, so, any woman in the world I could have in here with me instead of you?"
Jake: "Right, but just one. And they're not drunk or anything, just trapped here with you."
Alex: "Olivia Wilde. No, wait, Milla Jovovich."
Jake: "Like either of them wouldn't risk the storm rather than being stuck with you."
Alex: "Ha ha, fuck you. What about you?"
Jake: "You know what, you're right, this was stupid..."
Alex: "What? No. You kept bugging me to play along to ease the boredom. So who would you pick?"
Jake: "Yeah, but this isn't really helping and-"
Alex: "Pearl?"
Jake: "I said I didn't want to play anymore Alex."
Alex: "Shit, you really would, wouldn't you? Any girl in the world-"
Jake: "Drop it."
SFX: "Creeeak"
Alex: "-and you'd pick Pearl Mandel? Hey, wait, come on, don't be like that."
SFX: "SLAM!"
Alex: "Five... Four... Three... Two..."
SFX: WIND HOWLING.
Alex: "One."
SFX: "SLAM!"
Jake: "Fuck it's cold in there!"
Alex: "Uh, yeah, dumbass. You never did fix the hole by your window."
Jake: "Shut it."
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